Never having kids

OMG ... what a crappy crappy crappy day. All my kids did today was scream at me. All 4 of them. All day. Except naptime. Which only lasted an hour or so before kids started waking up constantly. They were great birth control today. Tomorrow will be more of the same, weeeeee.

It's amazing how alcohol can immediately relax you ... first shot I felt like everything flow out of my body. Second shot I savored. Now I have to wait at least an hour before I can have any more. So going to feel this tomorrow.